Usher – “Best Thing” (Feat. Jay-Z)

So this is what they were in the studio concoting that one time they had that “photo opp”? Hmmm, alright. I think the picture sounded better! Usher hit a high note that almost shattered my Versace glasses! It sounded like Tameka had bitten off his left testicle for giving Keri Hilson the side-eye in the “LITC” video…she said she’d get her revenge. Anyway, Usher’s new material is pleasant and “safe” like they would say on American Idle. Time will tell…are we falling for the okey doke in this day and age ya’ll?

PCD – “When I Grow Up”

Hmmm, not what I would expect from Darkchild…it’s definitely catchy…but other than that, I’ll pass. It’s definitely no “Buttons”, which, I’m sorry, was a hot to def beat. I felt like I could keep a shred of my hoodness listening to that song. This one? Not so much. That’s why I liked PCD, they had a lot of great accessible pop songs. I hope they continue that trend next album. Otherwise, Nicole Scherzinger bag of cats holding her 29 lives will be ran over by the truck driven by better singers! If I listen to this song enough though, I’ll probably fall in “like” with it!

Gorilla Zoe – “I’m Dumb”

So we are proud about being dumb, selling drugs, not making it out of the hood, being a do-do…I CAN’T. I WON’T. How are labels putting this ish out!? You are just feeding the children to T.I. and extending his community service tour of duty to all the local schools. LOL, Zoe, no my friend, we don’t believe you, you need more people. I can’t even say this is a RINGTONE song — who would put this mess on their phone?

Soulja Boy – “Marco Polo” (Feat. Bow Wow)

Marco? Polo! Marco? Polo? OMG THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP INTO A HOT VAT OF ACID. Someone please dial up my heart New Edition style because it stopped after 30 seconds of this. Just please listen to the beginning of the song. Does anyone else remember this game? Soulja Boy…God bless his heart. Bow Wow knows better though! I mean, he’s been around too long for this tomfoolery! All these kids cussing and calling people b*tches and…Soulja Boy said “do you want to f*ck me the question is rhetorical”. I DARE YOU TO SPELL IT. *signs off*

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