Cause he DANG sure isn’t MINE. LOL, I mean, Lee Dewyze was the winner. Good for him. But if this is the best America has to offer, then I don’t blame Simon Cowell for jumping ship.
Was he nervous? Probably. But at the same time, dude has been singing in front of millions on TV for the past like, 50-11 weeks. This was just kinda terrible, pitchy, and uncomfortable to watch. I stopped watching Idol weeks and weeks ago and only watched to see Janet Jackson MURDER EVERYBODY with her performance (and reignite my love for her all over again…that chick bad!). So, when you are tuning into a current talent show to see OLD stars, something is clearly wrong.
Ooh, man, I hope he didn’t curse the Lakers…HA! The National Anthem is never easy but it ain’t that hard either. Wamp.
American Idol has jumped the shark, sliced it up into shark salad, added mayo, and is now being served up in overcrowded school cafeterias all over the US. Please let it die. It’s over. ELLEN IS A JUDGE. I CAN’T. /endrant











