If you don’t know who The Trackmasters are, they are the production team who brought the world such hip-hop classics as “Juicy”, “One More Chance”, “If I Ruled The World”…I mean, I’ll even call their work on “Gettin Jiggy With It” “classic” in light of this foolishness…

Elmo and friends are about to get a hip-hop remix. Production duo Poke and Tone are set to unveil an original, six-years-in-the-making children’s TV show, titled Kids Block.

“We used real writers, real rappers,” Tone said, “all the way to the point where the…puppeteers had to take hip-hop dance class to learn how to move the puppets authentically.” (Source)

When did working with Biggie make you a qualified educator? Trackmasters have lost their mind!  People breakdancing while mouthing puppets?  I can’t.  Why do black people need hip-hop puppets?  Was Gordon not enough?? Haha!

Kids don’t fully understand rap anyway.  I do not understand what your child could possibly learn from watching this show.  “The word of the day kids is S-H-A-N-K.  Shank.  Brought to you by the numbers 1-8-7.”

And 6 years in the making?  They could’ve better used that time to actually justify their continued existence in the music biz.  Perhaps they will offer Cookie Monster Ja Rule a part time job to supplement his last 6 years of lost income. R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K!