Diddy’s cologne & 50 Cent’s condoms aren’t on my Christmas list. Re-gifting game proper if someone gives them to me for Christmas!

Diddy has signed on with the Home Shopping Network to sell his colognes live on the air — I Am King and Unforgivable. They built him his own set. I hope he calls Tina Knowles for some tips and he brings mama Janice Combs on with him to help. I can only IMAGINE the hilarity that would ensue from that. Outside of the fact that you know, you need to SMELL the cologne to actually see if you like it AND if it works with your body chemistry. Did they invent Smell-O-Vision and no one told me, Diddy?

Oh and did I mention they are also creating a talk-show like set for him for his 2 hour show? Hmm, hopefully this is as close as we get to hearing Diddy breathe heavy into a mic outside of “Making The _____” on MTV. Tyra is enough! Thanks!

From hip hop to home shopping! Media and design mogul Diddy has just announced that he’s heading to HSN to debut his best-selling fragrances I Am King and Unforgivable on the network. WWD reports that the Home Shopping Network has already built Diddy his own special living-room-style set in St. Petersburg, Fla. from which he’ll host a two-hour talk-show-like program selling the scents live. Fragrance fans can tune in on Nov. 30 from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. to watch Diddy’s show. (Source)

And 50 Cent, he of the many side hustles that generally do better than his MAIN hustle, had a condom line that he was trying to promote. Unfortunately, the condoms weren’t viable. Did I mention he was trying to add his own version of Extenze TO the condom? No. Oh yeah. Well, there ya go. Better get that nut before your condom self-destructs (like his record sales) ROFL!

50 Cent admits he wanted to enhance users’ sexual pleasure at the same time by adding chemicals to the condom to boost men’s performance – but his idea failed because scientists couldn’t come up with a viable solution. (Source)

I’ll stick with my K-Mart layway. Thanks!