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Diddy – “They Don’t Love Me” [Listen & Download]

There’s a new Diddy song that is just unacceptable in the canon of what is known as pop music. It’s called “They Don’t Love Me” — and yes, you are right. WE DON’T! What is this mess!? There’s only so much that autotune can do and Diddy is stressing the outer limits on a daily basis with “Angels” and now this song. Is it safe to say that Dirty Money record is going to be pretty dang awful? I thinks so. I hope Dawn & Kaleena are ready to do Gospel plays with Cheri Dennis cause…yeah. The-Dream wants his schtick back. And I want the headache I just got to return back to hell from whence it came!

I hope this is a demo. “Love Come Down” actually grew on me though.

Jennifer Lopez was booked for SNL long before her album was shelved and her latest movie was pushed back, but yet and still, she went anyway. And she performed two new songs — “Starting Over” and “Pieces”. “Pieces” is above and yo, this sh*t is TERRIBLE. Pure and simple, she sounded a mess.

Put on some red bottoms and twerk cause that’s all we care about. OMG, she is flat, sharp, pointy, level to the ground and everything else! LOL I laughed, I just couldn’t even help it. OF COURSE her album was shelved — if she brought me this and I was  the head of the label, she’d get the SEOD too. Acoustic and/or band assisted ballads are NOT her forte. Marc Anthony ain’t helped out his wife in the vocal department?

I bet the neighbors know her name — from her praticing her scales 4x a week with the twins of hers singing along AKA crying cause mommy is hurting them. I can’t.