LOL, I came across this on Yahoo and I fell the HELL OUT. OMG…just read it.

Big Trouble with an 8-Year-Old
Thu Jul 24, 2:00 AM ET

DEAR MARGO: My wife and I have a loving marriage. We have been through more than our share of hard times. One problem that keeps coming up in our relationship is her 8-year-old son. He is Oedipal — extremely jealous of any attention his mother gets and inappropriate around her. He touches her breasts and her behind, and constantly tries to invade her space if she’s showering or changing clothes. He also walks nude into the room where she is and touches himself in front of her. I have been trying to tell her these are unnatural behaviors, but she says “Mike” is just more in touch than his contemporaries and doesn’t hide his curiosity. Who is right? — FREAKED OUT STEPFATHER (Source)

What!? He touching the tittayballs and he’s 8!? Oh hell to tha naw ROFL. This child is a freak and will be humping girls on the playground within one year. What REALLY killed me is Margo’s response though ya’ll:

DEAR FREAK: What this kid is in touch with is emotional disturbance. To think that the youngster is “not hiding his curiosity” suggests to me that Jocasta, I mean the mother, has oatmeal cookies for brains. Nothing you describe is in the realm of normal child development. You somehow have to get your wife to a session with a child specialist who can convince her that the kid is off the rails — and it’s possible she is feeding his neurosis. Believe me, there is nothing customary about an 8-year-old boy who’s in the habit of touching his mother’s breasts and behind and taking every chance he gets to see her naked. Displaying himself and attempting what sounds like masturbation is a red flag for psychiatric intervention. That your wife thinks all this is normal means there are two people in your house who need help.

— MARGO

I have never read “Dear Margo” before but, Margo is gangsta! ROFL, she said “oatmeal for brains.” I am thinking, maybe I should do an advice type column here on the blog….what ya’ll think? Any takers?

Anyway, I thought that was funny. I might have to start reading Margo more often. Not as “exciting” as Khia, but you know, I can only take so much Khia. And that “Be Your Lady” video satiated that need for oh, 30 years or so.