OK, I think this is officially the equivalent of walking down Hollywood Blvd. in fishnets and a blonde wig to pay the rent and get a can of Vienna Sausages. This is just NOT RIGHT.
Hawking McNuggets to get 50 more album purchases? Keith, you are better than this. Why doesn’t he just go whine and make a boxset with some new songs or something…I know some 50+ year old women who would throw their panties at him if he came and performed at the local hair salon. True story. Of course, they are all morbidly obese. From eating McNuggets.
Excuse me while I go get my Subway salad!