Now this is just some nasty foolishness! Who in the States would buy this!? That’s nasty!!! It seems to me that one of those foreign countries that had statues to him or something would pay for these. 100,000 Yen? Sure. $100,000?! HELL TO THA MONKEY NAW. That ish is for Bubbles LOL, I mean, the birds!

MICHAEL Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream. (Source)

I need someone to find a better use of their money. Don’t they know we in a recession!?

Someone gonna pay a million dollars for a pair of dirty drawz!? LOL, at least put them in a museum or something. “Ripley’s” LOL, because believe it or not, Michael Jackson’s dirty draws would get some attention. “Soiled” though? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Let me find out the King of Pop has been “moonwalking” in his draws and left tracks! *vom*