Trey Songz – “Bottoms Up” [Download]
Are we being punked? Is this a joke?
After making somewhat decent songs like “Your Side of the Bed” and “Black Roses” on his last album (let’s just ignore “Say Ahh” for now), Trey Songz is not only going to put out a new album, but this is the supposed first single from it. It already has a title too. Passion, Pain & Pleasure.
The only passion I have is to make everyone see that this dude cannot sing!
The pain that I get from his continued straining and Nicki Minaj’s continuous lines of NOTHINGNESS that people PAY her for are akin to a c-section w/ no anesthesia.
The pleasure I get from CRANKING THAT DELETE button is much like the neighbors get after they get Trey evicted cause they know his name — from his vocal practices each morning.
But, you know, if this is what ya’ll want to hear, they are going to give it to you. They are determined to strike while the iron is hot and the abs are tight. *shrugs*
We won’t even go there with the title “Bottoms Up” HAHA, You thought it, I wrote it.