Alicia Keys is flatter than a London apartment (think about it!) during this performance on numerous occasions. Prime violation #1 is at the 1:36 point mark. Please get into that opened bottle of Shasta 3 liter Grape soda 2 days later — FLAT FLAT FLAT.
LOL, someone asked me on Twitter what did I expect!
“She needs to change her last name from Keys since she can’t seem to find them” — @mrpolished on Twitter
I had just said a joke about not posting any more Alicia Keys performances because she can’t seem to get solid vocally at all this album cycle. Her performance for the telethon was pretty bad, but God bless her ministry for trying to be a help to the people of Haiti. Still, a bad performance is a bad performance.
Alicia Keys needs to really rest that voice because she’s flatter than ruined souffle. Flatter than a 25/20′s booty in Mom jeans. Flatter than that tuu-tuu ensemble she has on. Flatter than a factory floor. I could go on and on, but I won’t LOL!
Related posts:
- Live Performances: Alicia Keys Does “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” For Yahoo
- Alicia Keys Gives Us A (Free) Mini-Concert on 106 & Park
- Alicia Keys Struts Past Her “Broken Heart” On Dancing With The Stars
- Alicia Keys Relatively Nails It This Time With “Doesn’t Mean Anything”
- Live Performances: Alicia Keys Does “Doesn’t Mean Anything” on Regis & Kelly
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
![Res Proves That Black.Girls.Rock On New [Free!] Album](http://thafeedback.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/res2-150x150.jpg)
January 25, 2010 whoohoo
why u throwin shade at what shes wearing? LOl i really coudlnt make the effort to watch the performance when it aired coz i just CAN’T with this new album. take me back to songs in a minor!