Michael Jackson has made his ear very “Spockian” — was he trying to get cast as a Vulcan so HE could smooch on Zoe Saldana in the last Star Trek movie!? I mean, WOW. Dude been taking from his ear to fix his nose.
That’s crazy. (Source)
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Prince needs a double hip replacement but is refusing due to his religious beliefs. Jehovah’s Witness’ don’t believe in blood transfusions, and he’d probably need one of those while he got BOTH his hips fixed. He’s apparently needed one before but refused, and now it’s gotten worse.
Guess all those splits and freaky deekey sex acts with all his protogees and random women finally caught up to him. But dude has a DIAMOND WALKING STICK.
PIMP!! “RUN ME MY MONEY!!” I love Prince though, but dude…take care of yourself.

USHER IS GETTING A DIVORCE USHER IS GETTING A DIVORCE!
I’m not happy like a female or nothing, but serious, dude. God bless Tameka, but that was one odd looking duck. Usher got his kids and jetted! Tameka will get a check, he will cut a new album based on his “issues” and it will sell a bajillion copies.
If that what it takes to make good music, he should go back to owning his sports teams and acting! Or…well…let’s just hope that if the itch comes again for some kids, he drops his sperm off Clay Aiken style into a jar so we don’t have to deal with dealing with tranny hobgoblins parading around as females! (Source)
In all seriousness, divorce is no laughing matter. But karma is trick, ain’t it? All that backdoor jukin’ got you put on front street…I just hope they take care of the kids. Mama Usher will take care of that though LOL.
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June 11, 2009 Kayode Kendall
HA!!!! Not “tranny hobgoblins”!!! But yeah, I’m to see Usher finally come to his senses. Throwin’ down with a cougar’s fine, just make sure the pedigree is top-notch! Shoot, is Stacy Dash’s fine 42 year-old ass single?! If so, you betta take that down!
June 11, 2009 Nickey
I guess Michael is one step closer to becoming Peter Pan.
I’m glad that voodoo finally wore off on Usher! Get that swagger back indeed! I bet Tameka gets a realty show. I suggest real wilderbeast of the forest! Sorry that was mean, but I just don’t like her. Mostly because of that picture! LOL.
June 11, 2009 Marc
Ummm…that picture? She must have some GREAT self esteem. I mean just wow…
June 11, 2009 twizzle
I think what truly screwed up Prince’s hips were those platform shoes he’s worn all his life. I mean, I swear dude SLEPT in a pair—-not good for the hip flexors.
I’m now regretting the fact that I never got a chance to see him in concert when he could still actually move around freely. Damn.
June 12, 2009 desireechick
What do you guys have against poor Tameka? You don’t even know the woman. Give her a break! She’s not THAT bad looking. Yes, that’s an awful picture, but I’ve seen better pics of her. I’m more mad at Usher for thinking marrying her was the right thing when really it seemed like it is now a failiure. Yeah, I blame her too for this mess, ’cause she was stupid, but Usher made promises he couldn’t keep, and like any woman in love, she believed him. I’m not making excuses for her, but I flat out refuse to be on Usher’s side as well.