Earl Should Have Just Read The Bible & Worked On That Gospel Album

Earl tried to keep it real, or maybe they are not giving him his meds in  the pokey…but he done effed up and made the YT people mad (again)! They are about to throw this misfortunate negro UNDER the jail now. Hell is hot indeed X, and you’re about to be closer to it.

Rapper DMX is serving time in the valley and we’re now learning that he may spend a lot more time behind bars!

DMX, also known as Earl Simmons, may be charged with felony aggravated assault.

He’s serving a 90 day sentence for several charges and was placed in lock down earlier this month.

FOX 10 has learned that while in lock down, Simmons apparently assaulted a Sheriff’s detention officer.

If convicted of these new charges, his probation could be revoked and he could be sentenced to 8 years in prison. (Source)

He needs to get Sis. Helen from “Madea Goes To Jail” to come and do a sermon and to help him work through his issues. 8 years!? 90 days to 8 years = prisonlifefail.

I will send him a Sweet Minty Jesus t-shirt. Tashera is probably out spending his money and living high on the hog. I feel so sorry for him…

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