I didn’t watch this show. I’m sorry I can only deal with SO much bad reality television in one sitting, and Girlicious, just NO. The name alone had me itching my a-asterisk-asterisk. No more Pussycat Dolls. Nicole Schwarmawrap is off promoting body wash with bad Duran Duran covers and one of them (the manly looking one) quit, so I guess they said, “Let’s make another!”
All I know is that this made feel dirty ROFL. All that gyrating and pumping and foolishness caused me to take a minute and cross myself, then offer up a quick prayer to Sweet Minty. Did she say “if I had a stiff one, you’d be all up on it!”???!?!?! I CAN’T.
Oh and Jazze Pha needs to put down the pork chop pizza and sweet tea and pick up some tofu and Splenda, cause big homie is looking like a creampuff amongst all them skinty dancing ladies LOL.
Is this what passes for music? No more reality tv bands. I think it’s time to let this trend die ya’ll.
WHERE IS MY NEW ROOTS ALBUM!? I’ll take Chrisette Michelle looking like a cute poodle anyday of Hookerlicious, thanks.
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April 25, 2008 [MJ]
Girlicious? Girlicious? GIRLFUCKINGLICIOUS? FUCKING-GIRL-FUCKING-LI-FUCKING-CIOUS?!!!!!!
WTF?!
April 25, 2008 Noodle
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
“It aint easy, being easy” ?!?!
Well apparently…it is.
What’s happening, this better be like a parody or something, cause I just lost my remaining faith that music will be okay again someday.
I am old at 25, because back in the day, everything was better.
April 25, 2008 Joy-Nicole
No. Nuh uh. Stop. Where are their mommas? Girlicious? O rly? Gimme 4 chairs because these girls neeed to sat down. This is not music I refuse to be from this generation of music.
April 28, 2008 Barack08
i think the line is
If I had a step on, you be all on back
“stiff one” is bold even for them i figure it HAS to be somethin else
they need to tone it down a tad still this is LEAPS AND BOUNDS better than the “stupid shit” video
youtube it.
April 29, 2008 Jage
I’m still hoping that stupid shit video is a joke. Like they lost their minds or something because it makes no damn sense. I don’t understnad the song, I don’t understnad the video and I wish a nun would come out of nowhere and bust their asses.
But on another note, this song is catchy, dumb and not meaning full at all, but catchy. It’s not what I was epxecting since they kept talking about Charisma, class blah blah blah during the show [yes I watched it, and what? lol] but the only part I hear is ‘somethingsomething wannabe like me’ and when you’re being an ass with your girls it’s a catchy theme song, LOL.
But yeah,the name of the band made me go arf? as well.