What Happened To Don’t Shoot The Messenger, Mike Epps!?

Ummmmmmm, I LOVE THIS PICTURE ROFL. People are special for these GIF’s.

Black folks will go out of their way to avoid paying child support. On a normal day, I wouldn’t blame you!

HOWEVER, going to jail for assault is going to cost you a lot more than giving Kateesha 3 hots and a cot + a Bentley! Either keeping it real went wrong, or Mike Epps’s weed carriers saw their lives flash before their eyes:

A process server claims he was beaten up by Mike Epps and two other men when he tried to serve him with a paternity lawsuit in Kentucky.

The alleged victim told Louisville police that he was backstage at Louisville Gardens waiting for his moment to serve the comedian. As he approached and tried to hand Epps the papers, the alleged beatdown ensued.

The man says he suffered an abrasion to the right side of his head and his left eye was swollen shut, according to his complaint.

Speaking of unwelcome deliveries, Epps just finished production on the film “Next Day Air,” which centers on a UPS driver who accidently delivers a package containing hidden bricks of cocaine to the wrong address. (Source)

Mike Epps, this is not the best way to prove the allegations wrong!? Ain’t he married?! His wife is going to be sitting up in the house, debating on whether or not to let his sorry a** out while listening to Mary J. Blige’s “Your Child.”

Sweet Minty Jesus be a condom! JUST WRAP IT UP FOLKS. This is a case of bitchassedness, yes/no?!

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