So, sadly, Karrine Steffans is getting the pimp hand according to herself via Perez Hilton. Wait…Perez Hilton!?
Really?
Well, very early this morning – at 4:47 A.M. – Karrine texted us with some disturbing news.
She says:
“It’s Karrine. U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There’s a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated. I lied to the city attny to save his ass but I’m DONE. He’ll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters! I have to give you this story. Pls!” (Source)
She needs to text Sweet Minty Jesus for a nickel bag of common sense, turn some of that book money to her favor to go buy a box of Calgon to take her away, and then get a Cricket phone so that she can call 911.
Maybe it’s just me, but when I am in trouble I would call Jesus, the police and my momma (and not necessarily in that order). But Perez?! What is the big queen gonna do?!
I’mma need her to show me her card for the Juanita Bynum SistaFriends Publicity Club. She HAS to be a carrying member, because this is really just…speeshul.
Oh and NIGNORANT if it really is true. I vote no for woman beating (bitchassedness, lock him up) but she lost all the sympathy when she texted ole boy. Sorry! I need her to do better & just make better choices! Ugh.
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June 6, 2008 Raider_wifee wants to know where the tree of life is so she can grab a switch for dat ass!
Shut up!! She did NOT text Perez with this mess.. LOL! Is he supposed to be her Captain Save em now?? And just how do you respond to a text like that? She would have done better channeling the spirit of Anna Mae Bullock and molly whopping that boy. I don’t condone domestic violence in any way, but some situations call for DEE-FENCE!!
June 6, 2008 The IPS
LOL @ the spirit of Anna Mae Bullock!!! You are crazy.
June 6, 2008 Jacob Corleone
Ok…first things first. Your commentary was classic. The whole thing, but this specifically sparked it off:
“She needs to text Sweet Minty Jesus for a nickel bag of common sense, turn some of that book money to her favor to go buy a box of Calgon to take her away, and then get a Cricket phone so that she can call 911.”
What you know about Cricket? LOL! Anyways, Eddie Winslow. ROFLMAO!!! I know Shaft is at the Pimply Gates talking bout, “Ike I know, Bishop Weeks I know, but who are you? Depart from me…” ROF. (*remembering the TV “christian” movie he did with Tia or Tamara*) SMH
June 6, 2008 The IPS
Jacob, would you be mad if I said I own that DVD?
Please don’t shank me :(
“SOMETHING TO SING ABOUUUUUUUUUT!”
June 6, 2008 Jacob Corleone
ROFLMAO!!!! I didn’t even know it was on DVD! I ain’t mad at you tho. (*puts in a google search for DVD*)
June 6, 2008 Season 1 - Episode 2: Calling Card and Critics « 15 Minute Break
[...] is on my mind today? First of all…Superhead and Eddie Winslow. SMH. Click here to catch up. For those lazy people out there, the basis of it was that Eddie (lol at me using his [...]
June 6, 2008 GBL
They’re a perfect match!
June 6, 2008 cheeseburger
*****ALL THAT HAPPENED IS THEIR FREAKY, SEX SESSION OF HIM BEATING ON HER AND PULLING HER HAIR GOT OUT OUT OF HAND, SO SHE TEXTED P.H.
THEN SHE THOUGHT OF ALL THE ‘HARD’ THINGS SHE HAD TO PUT UP WITH AND HANDLE TO GET TO HER HIGH CELEBRITY STATUS THAT SHE’S AT.
HER NEXT BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT SHOULD BE THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. LINE UP 326 MEN, SIT THEM DOWN ON A CHAIR, PANTS DOWN, AND I BET SHE WOULD MAKE THE RECORD FOR MOST # OF MEN BLOWN IN UNDER 10 MINUTES. NOW THAT’S SOMETHING SHE COULD BE PROUD ABOUT.*****
June 7, 2008 bri
i hate stupid spammers ^ annyways whats up with doods dating her? i mean yeah fuckin i can understand but showing up on magazine covers and all? i guess getting head is super important in a relationship lol
June 8, 2008 dmarie
This post had me rolling!! Classic funny IPS.
BTW–Something is going on with this site that causes it to load and scroll slowly and sometimes not at all. I have a fast connection, so I know it’s not on my side. Just wanted to let you know.
June 8, 2008 The IPS
Hmm dmarie, I’m not sure what it could be. I know the site works better in Firefox instead of IE.
June 9, 2008 bri
yeah its slow for me too =0(
August 8, 2008 Jasmine
“…buy a box of Calgon to take her away, and then get a Cricket phone so that she can call 911″
ROTFL
omg that calgon had me rollinnnnn