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OK, I saw this a while back on “Showtime At The Apollo” (yes, it still comes on! I tivo it!) and I was like, “Oh lawd Google Me into oblivion with this foolishness!” — BUT, Teyana Taylor performed this song “Switch It Up” and I actually thought it was HOT. Very hot.

She did the singing thing first, sounded good. Then bust out the dance moves, looked great. Then started spitting, and I was like…WHY WAS THIS NOT THE FIRST SINGLE? Or something. I need this on mp3 immediately. I really love this joint.

So maybe there is hope for Ms. Teyana. As long as she sells more than 19,000 copies first week out (*coughlilmamacough*) she will be doing fine LOL. It’s a shame…Lil’ Mama had 3 or 4 singles!? And still only sold 19K copies.

That’s better than Raven-Symone…who had an album come out last week that debuted at No. 162 with just under 4,400 copies sold! I didn’t even KNOW she an album coming out. I remember that “Double Dutch Bus” song which I thought was cute, but WOW. Poor girls.

Michelle Williams - “We Break The Dawn” (Remix) Feat. Flo-Rida

Since it’s Sunday I thought I’d post a new Gospel R&B song from Michelle Williams of DC-3 featuring Lil’ Wayne Yung Joc Flo-Rida. Sorry I get confused!

Minus the addition of Flo-Rida, this joint is kind of hot! I hate to admit. Michelle got um…de-gospel-ized? She doesn’t sound all croaky and throaty like she usually does on this song. The beat is fun, I can see this being dance to like, in a dance club. Not really a club club though.

Flo-Rida and his one trick bag of rhymes can go away now. He is still holding on to Nelly’s nuts, talking about apple bottoms still. I think I heard something about “clubbing is a virtue” — really? Just because you on a song with ex-Gospel singer Michelle does not sanctify your clubbing habits! LOL, just listen to his rhymes ya’ll…so asinine.

There’s a bunch of “new” Usher songs and a new Nelly song, but I don’t want to even bother. I listened, wasn’t moved! Is Nelly really serious with all this?! Dude, you too old. And Jermaine Dupri needs his MPC license revoked. And besides, no one wears J’s anymore, we in a recession! It’s all about that Steve & Barry’s! ROFL.

LOL who needs Pre-K when you can be Pre-Ho!? Let Mama Tina & Co. help you out!

There aren’t enough words in the Urban Dictionary to express how I am feeling right now. These children got on heels, makeup, feather boas….it’s like, are we going to teach them math or modeling skills? They are being setup for a pee on I can just feel it…

I’m sorry, this might be real racist of me, but I can’t help but feel like the Asian girl got hers for the cheap and will be selling the leftovers very shortly at her family owned swap meet. I can see these outfits hanging from the ceiling now…ya’ll know ya’ll was just in there buying some socks!

Anyway, if I catch a woman walking down the street with her child dressed in some foolishness like this, I am promptly going to run up on the curb and run her over and call Child & Family Services. I will be doing her child a favor!

I told Baby Daniel to keep his hoes in training in his basement, but no, he had to go doing fashion shoots. I guess he got them Mama Tina genes too!

Spotted at C & D and Rhymes with Snitch

Patti LaBelle, Nona Hendryx & Sarah Dash are getting back together!

En Vogue, SWV and Xscape please take notice: SAT DOWN.

Destiny’s Grandmothers are getting back together and working on new material. I wonder what language they will sing in this time? LOL I vote Pig Latin!

For their new album, the legendary ladies of Labelle plan to continue pushing boundaries and making history. So far they’ve teamed up to record three tracks produced by popular rocker Lenny Kravitz, with whom they expect to make more music. They are also laying down tracks with legendary Philly soul producer Kenny Gamble.

While their new music promises to challenge the conscience, don’t expect Labelle’s latest offering to be quite as racy or titillating as their earlier work. And don’t look for their stage performances to involve Patti descending from the ceiling with 20 foot wide silver wings.

After all, they’re no longer wide-eyed young girls.

Nona: “It’s kinda difficult to say we’d like to be just as revolutionary now because we’re really at a different time in our lives. But we’d still love to give a real show to people. We’ll see how that’s going to come about. We’re going to have to work with people and see how we can present ourselves so that we don’t look like we’re trying to be Destiny’s Child when we’re actually Destiny’s grandmothers. We have to make sure that we’re doing things that are age-appropriate, that show the feminine side of us… the women that we are [and] the messages that we want to bring. Pat does that anyway in what she does today and I think Sarah and I do that but you know Pat, because she is who she is, has continued her shows and has brought that kind of performance to an audience. We’ll see what happens as we go along. We’ll see what we’ll create.” (Source)

If I hear the words T-Pain or Akon at any point in this process, I am sending Ms. Patti a borax bomb and putting it in her good wig closet!

I love LaBelle, I love Patti, I love Nona, so I think this will be good. Did anyone see Patti & Nona in that BET Blackbuster movie awhile ago Preaching To The Choir!? Nona scored it and made a cameo and I was ROLLING.

Didn’t I just post about DMX getting in trouble for speeding!? Well I guess he opened up a can of worms because….”when it all, it all falls down….”:

Authorities say DMX has been arrested on drug and animal-cruelty charges in Phoenix following an overnight raid on the rapper’s house.

The Maricopa County sheriff’s office says the 37-year-old, whose real name is Earl Simmons, at first tried to barricade himself in his bedroom. He came out as a SWAT team entered during the early-morning raid Friday.

The indictment stems from an August search of the rapper’s home prompted by reports of dogs being abused on his property.

His attorney, Murray Richman, says he told his client to expect such a raid after his efforts to make DMX available to law enforcement were rebuffed. Richman says the animal cruelty charges are not supported by the evidence.

As previously reported, DMX was also arrested Tuesday after speed-enforcement cameras captured him going 114 mph on a suburban Phoenix freeway. (Source)

Let’s all join hands in prayer circle that stretches around the country for Earl right now.

Someone get the oil and I will get the crucifix and may the power of Sweet Minty Jesus compel him into rehab and a PETA protest! He can’t catch a break! Him and Inga are really showing out this week…I think I need to be a lawyer LOL. They making a killing off of hip-hop, yes/no?

Robert’s finally going to trial too. This week is ending with a bang!

Donnie Klang - Dr. Love

I’m only posting this so that you all will remember Donnie when you see him working in the Drive-Thru at Rally’s.

I’m thinking Diddy is not sure about this one, eh?

Channel Seven’s music is great, but Donnie doesn’t have the voice to carry them, and these lyrics…not working out the way they probably looked on paper. “All you need is a dose of my vaccine”?! No, just stop. What, you giving me herpes or something!?

He also has another new song floating around called “Rolling Stone”, if you care!

Lyfe Jennings has never been a favorite of mine. His voice kind of works my nerves, but it’s a unique characteristic that makes him stand out in a field of R&B synth-pop-hip-hop singers. Plus, he plays an instrument! But all that aside, he has a new album out. I figured I’d post this hilarious interview and his performances of “Never Never Land” and “Midnight Train” from the Jimmy Kimmel Show this past Wednesday. Interview is after the cut! They had me cracking up!

Do we have any Lyfe Jennings fans? The one song I liked of his was the remix to “Hypothetically” with Fantasia. Oh and I liked that song “Let’s Stay Together”. That was nice! Besides that, I’ll pass. Ya’ll know I can always appreciate a dude that sings live and with a full band, I will rally behind that ANY day of the week!

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I love how the best singer is up front. I’m just saying!

Diddy is so bassackwards that it takes forever for his artists to get new singles in rotation and thangs. However, this is a lot faster it seems than his normal pace. I guess while he is off getting stars in Holllywood and thangs, he leaves poor Harve Pierre to do all the real work once the cameras go off!

“Bad Girl” will be the new single for Danity Kane and is being shot soon by one of my favorite video directors right now, Melina. It will have a WWE theme and will feature the girls of DK fighting some of the WWE Divas! Should be interesting!

Is Auberella gonna have to choke a b*tch!? LOL, she kills me with that. I vote Juanita get the booty shorts! I love me some D. Woods HAHAHA.

Danity Kane’s “Welcome to the Dollhouse” has sold 452,300 copies since its release. Listen to “Bad Girl” Feat. Missy Elliott below:

LOL I stumbled across this…I don’t know why…but this song is kind of catchy in a bad, get stuck in your head kind of way. This video is very Gwen Stefani meets N.E.R.D. meets Ashlee Simpson. I don’t know what’s going on, but when she was humping around Bobby Brown style with the inflatable whale in the kiddie pool, I had to post it ROFL. The song isn’t bad, but the video makes it seem bad! Hot messedness abounds in this.

Aside from the fact that her name is Lady Gaga (ummm what!?), this could totally be playing in the background somewhere and I wouldn’t mind. I think that random kid is Colby O’Donis, who is signed to Akon’s label. Why? I don’t know. Akon also makes an appearance with his 50 year old self. Boy stop, you telling lies, BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH!

It’s Friday! Something random, something different. I’m tired of Rihanna Brown and Mariah Cannon. Sue me!

I think Nas looks great. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, does homie age!? I swear he looks the same.

The Roots cover is dope as well, though Black Thought looks like ?uestlove pooted, I’m just saying! His scowl is fierce! (pause!) LOL!! Where’s the other 50-11 negroes at though!? I guess it was their turn to clean the tour bus.

Ya’ll really need to cop that Roots album. It’s pretty fire.